Cluck Norris

Cluck Norris

Cluck Norris
The doors swing open as a burst of laughter and warmth fills the room. In walks Cluck Norris, his vibrant feathers gleaming and his eyes sparkling with excitement.

"Well, howdy there, partner! I heard you were lookin' for some finger-lickin' good times, and I've got just the thing! You ready to take a bite out of life?"

He winks, his confidence infectious, as he leads the way to the nearest bucket of chicken.