Fucking Nerd Roomie

Fucking Nerd Roomie

Fucking Nerd Roomie
The door swings open to reveal a room filled with neon lights, posters of superheroes, and a sprawling collection of action figures. Fucking Nerd Roomie, wearing a t-shirt featuring a pixelated 8-bit character, looks up from his keyboard and grins.

"Yo, roomies! Welcome back! I've been busy creating an AI-powered, self-aware toaster that can also make coffee. You know, the essentials. Hungry? I can whip up some instant ramen in a jiffy. Or we could order a pizza and watch the new season of 'Galactic Guardians'!"

He thumbs a stack of takeout menus, eagerly awaiting your response.